Anorith tribute
Most sexual motherfucker in Hoenn
this site has learned to accept men's tits into their hearts. now i need you all to embrace women's flat chests.
had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo
he did start wagging his tail when he got called a fag so good for him <3
imagine seeing this and being like oh my god oh my god i need to say a slur right now
blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird
Daily checklist of affirmations:
- Nothing wrong with me
- Nothing wrong with me
- Nothing wrong with me
- Nothing wrong with me
tumblr still blows for a lot of reasons don't get too full of yourselves just bc twitter's having another crisis
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down